Michael Jackson dead
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ToddZilla6 |
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Posts: 6330 06/25/09 8:43 PM |
And the King croaks.
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RayRay |
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Posts: 2441 06/25/09 11:17 PM |
These girls at work had a something pulled up on line that said the "Michael" that died of a heart attack was an imposter and the real Michael's
body was found by dogs underneath the train track on his ranch.....
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Faye Nalley |
Michael Jackson | #3 | ||
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Posts: 16 06/26/09 3:01 AM |
I am sick...I can't believe it . I grew up listening to his music just like the Osmond's it's just not real. Michael Jackson was great whether you
liked him or not ... his singing was awesome. Please Pray for his family.
God Bless the Jackson Family |
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ToddZilla6 |
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Posts: 6330 06/26/09 6:08 AM |
RayRay wrote:That's a bunch of crap. What really happened is that an imposter died, and Jackson's body was found in a cryogenic lab by the cleaning crew, where he'd been since 2003. |
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BGlifer |
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Posts: 1282 06/26/09 6:46 AM |
He was an amazing, amazing talent. But he was freaky weird.
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62656 |
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Posts: 1467 06/26/09 7:05 AM |
Like happened with Elvis, when will the Jackson sightings start?
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WKUFANLee |
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Posts: 505 06/26/09 9:11 AM |
I was going to post something like that 62656. You can bet they will. Let the conspiracy theories begin.
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62656 |
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Posts: 1467 06/26/09 9:30 AM |
WKUFANLee wrote: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney? Disney can still touch kids!
Last Edited By: 62656 06/26/09 11:31 AM.
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ToddZilla6 |
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Posts: 6330 06/26/09 10:55 AM |
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalog. Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson Bedtime Clock? It's time for bed when the big hand touches the little hand. And finally, what does a Michael Jackson sleepover have in common with a back-to-school sale at KMart? Boys pants are half-off. |
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BGlifer |
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Posts: 1282 06/26/09 11:15 AM |
Michael Jackson? Dead? I hadn't heard.
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Howie Jackson |
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Posts: 110 06/26/09 3:03 PM |
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.
"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!" Farrah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."
Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?" Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farrah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever." "Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farrah. |
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62656 |
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Posts: 1467 06/26/09 4:17 PM |
Another good one. I'm waiting for the "You guys should be ashamed" post.
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stewman |
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Posts: 376 06/26/09 5:36 PM |
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
 Actually, Jackson's stardom in the 80s was the closest we've seen to the hysteria that Elvis and the
Beatles created in the 50s and 60s respectively. Strange fellow indeed, but his place in music history is matched by few. Having said that, let the jokes
continue.
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OOF |
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Posts: 5081 06/26/09 6:18 PM |
62656 wrote:Ok, you guys should be ashamed. I remember Michael Jackson as a cute kid. I didn't really care for his music or what he turned into... But as for myself, whether I cared for them or not sick jokes about a person immediately after they die is a bit much. They really lose the humor in those occasions. |
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ToddZilla6 |
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Posts: 6330 06/26/09 8:46 PM |
OOF wrote:But it's not a person, it's Michael Jackson. |
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Faye Nalley |
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Posts: 16 06/27/09 5:50 AM |
Be Nice guys...
Michael has a heart and soul to... God Loves all his children |
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62656 |
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Posts: 1467 06/27/09 7:04 AM |
OOF wrote: I would never make Billy Graham jokes after his death. Jefferey Dahmers grandmother remembers Jefferey as a cute kid. Jefferey has been dead long enough heres a joke on Jeff. What did Dahmer do when he dumped a girlfriend? He wiped. |
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BGKYLurker |
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Posts: 838 06/28/09 4:38 AM |
While he wasn't one of my favorite singers, there is no denying the following and impact he has/d on the music world. He put on one hell of a concert
that was very entertaining whether you liked his music or not.
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62656 |
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Posts: 1467 06/28/09 7:32 AM |
Like rap people, he made money without having to have any of my money or support. I wont ridicule that.
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stewman |
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Posts: 376 06/28/09 9:17 AM |
Just to put his success in perspective, Thriller has sold more that 100 million copies worldwide, easily making it the greatest selling album of all time.
Tied for second on that list, AC/DC's Back In Black and Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon at 45 million copies each. I think it's safe to say
that Jackson's hold on the top spot will be intact for many years to come.
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